性感野兽

1、友谊万岁，若友谊当你为陈年干粪，那么，碾碎他；
2、爱她，爱她的全部，如果无意看到了她的日记，请帮她锁好；
3、讲原则并捍卫自己保持原则的权利，为了捍卫，你可以不讲原则；
4、要说谎，你就要优雅地直视对方，要心安理得地锯牛扒；
5、啤酒肚只能说明生活，生活不能说明一切；
6、香烟能指引你前往天堂，酒精不能；
7、在朋友面前吹嘘你的性交史是非常危险的，向你吹嘘性交史的朋友不是你朋友；
8、如果存在即是合理，那消灭也将理所当然。

连无聊的消遣影片都不算。


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强忍着看完这部片子，我只能说太难看了。
花费了太多的时间在描述一些莫名其妙的对话
还要强烈BS下这个电影的名字，简直害人不浅

黑帮头目参加一个酒会，被一个银行家鸡奸。借助这一关系，黑帮头目得以借机进入银行的保险库。窥探情况后，他手下的斯坦希金斯拉拢本金斯利，本金斯利联系Ray Winstone,大家一起抢银行。Ray Winstone,不想去，最后把本金斯利杀掉后，去参加了抢劫银行，最后收获大笔钱财后安全归来。
Ex-con and expert safe-cracker Gary "Gal" Dove has served his time behind bars and blissfully retired to a Spanish villa with his beloved wife Deedee. He also has the company of longtime friend Aitch and his wife Jackie. Their idyll is shattered, however, by the arrival of an old criminal associate, the sociopathic Don Logan, who is intent on enlisting Gal in a bank heist back in London.
Dove politely but firmly refuses Logan's many requests to join the heist, but Logan will not back down. After revealing a lingering infatuation with Jackie, he makes several unwelcome attempts at reconnecting with her. Logan eventually grows violent, hurling torrents of abuse at the group while at the same time spitefully painting himself as a victim of their infidelity. After finally storming away in a rage, Logan is kicked off his plane and returns to Dove's home with the intention of murdering him. Instead, Deedee surprises him with a shotgun. The entire group combines their efforts, first beating and shooting him, and finally crushing his skull.
With Logan dead, Dove is forced to return to London to perform the job as if nothing has happened. Teddy Bass, a powerful crime lord, has organised the heist after learning about the bank from Harry, a banker who had sex with him at an orgy. Dove feigns ignorance over Logan's whereabouts, but Bass is immediately suspicious. Dove now fears both getting arrested by the police and being murdered by Bass. Since Logan's arrival, Dove's anxiety has manifested in strange dreams where he is menaced by a humanoid rabbit, which echoes a disastrous hunting trip earlier in the film.
During the heist, Bass' gangsters use surface-supplied diving gear and drill into Harry's bank vault from a pool in a neighbouring bath house. The water from the pool floods the vault and shorts its security system. While helping to empty the vault's safe deposit boxes, Dove secretly pockets a pair of large ruby with diamond earrings. After the job is successfully completed, Bass forces Dove, who is unaware of Bass's intentions, to accompany him to kill Harry at Harry's house. Though Bass has realised the truth about Logan's murder, he does not care enough to retaliate by killing Dove. Instead, he forces Dove to forfeit his share of the loot and banishes him from London.
Dove returns safely home and his paradise is restored. Deedee wears the diamond earrings that he stole, and it is revealed that Logan is buried under the double-heart insignia at the bottom of their pool, which had been damaged by a falling boulder just prior to his arrival.

看完之后觉得很不错，跑去IMDB上看了眼评分：7.1。还可以嘛。

男主角虽然很胖，但是确实挺帅，有钱人钟情于自慰俱乐部的并不漂亮也不年轻的老婆，这点难能可贵。

他的好友老头也不错，并不在乎女友那点辛酸历史，该痛快解决情敌时，绝对只作致命那一击。

给同事讲，这是个大盗的故事。同事大致听了以后表示蔑视：我看过的最有技术含量的大盗片是……

的确，如果你把这个片子当成“动作片”看的话肯定会失望。你看男主角的身形就知道了。

我只是喜欢那四个成年人外加一个小孩子的可爱世界，这些在电影中才是花了很多笔墨去描绘的，包括打猎时的互相嘲笑、小孩子题有钱人的屁股、电话里的“我爱你，你知道的”……

我只是喜欢那些不太寻常的拍摄角度，你可以作为山坡上滚落下来的石头、被砸坏的游泳池底，被打开的车门去观察周遭的世界。

喋喋不休得让人发疯的反面人物被诠释得入木三分，看了IMDB上的花絮，据说这个角色的原型是某人的祖母。不过可以面不改色心不跳地撒谎解释自己在飞机上吸烟的原因（被性骚扰）也不是一般人能做的出来的。

总之是个蛮好看、蛮好玩的片子。至于为啥叫Sexy Beast，我也没搞清楚。

摄影有几个段子很不错
编剧其实也还可以，就是商业化得不够些
表演不错，表情和心理把握还是很到位的
场面，老实说这么简单的剧情可以拍成这样也算可以的了，几处关键桥段气氛处理得很赞
音效，音效不错，唐从机场来的那段印象极为深刻

这不是一部适合大多数人看的片子，有些个性