新贵第一季

第4集：十四行诗

葛林的独白Some chink（裂缝） in the armour of his propriety（礼节）. Some lewd scandal, or base crime, With which to dispatch him to the dungeon or the gallows.

solvent没有债务的。 Nailed it.搞定了。 By Jupiter's hairy armpit.（完成了十四行诗集）Iambicpentameter is my bitch. A sonnet is like the idle wind when it bubbleth within, you have to let it out.一首诗出来了，就像泡泡一样，你得让它放出来。

A play is but a puff of air. A player's stinking breath doth give it life, but no sooner is it spoke than 'tis lost amid the burps and fartle barfles of the groundlings. But the published poem lives forever.表现莎士比亚还是最看重诗歌的，所以他自称诗人。 groundling特指没鉴赏力的低俗观众。

The sonnets are what the kids are digging and ever shall. Make the epic verse cycle look so last century.使长篇史诗像是过时。

Young people have such short attention spans these days.借古讽今，真是一句经典。

Don't get clever with me. 别和我抖机灵。

每次经典commuter的抱怨： Coach crash at the Watford turnpike. Well, it wasn't the crash that delayed us, amazingly the local watch clear that up with some efficiency. But all who then pass must slow to a snail's pace to gawp at the wreck.看热闹的不嫌事大。

You are so crap.你真烂。

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威廉有三个子女，最大的女儿Susanna（Sue）13岁，是那么一点傻柴，是按照青春期的死宅肥设置的，戏份很多。在历史上，她后来嫁给了当地的医生霍尔，而且还画了一些父亲的肖像。

二女儿叫Judith，但基本不说话。还有一个儿子叫Hamnet，到第三季才上演了一会儿，去了最后一集得瘟疫死了，他才11岁。那是1596年8月。

当然威廉的老婆更重要，她的名字叫安Anne Hathaway（她与莎士比亚的情史在第3季的第1集）。虽然是个牛奶工，但是却很会造句子。每一集结束的时候，他们都会在炉火边总结一番。

威廉的母亲Mary Harden，似乎带着那么一点贵族血统。总是在跟威廉的父亲不对付。威廉老爹其实是按历史剧系列中的法尔斯塔夫设计的，一个在乡间抱怨并且在客厅拉屎的老男人，总是想着当贵族。 大反派是Robert Greene，骂莎士比亚为“乌鸦 Upstart crow”的就是他，每次一到他就是阴沉的音乐。

大胖子Burbage是威廉在伦敦 The red lion theatre的老板，挺专横的。在史料中，他原来是女王宫内大臣剧团的主要演员，后来担任詹姆斯一世的国王剧团的首席演员，国王是他的赞助人。

在本剧中的Master Condell，专门演女人，一张臭脸。Kempe是意大利名角，属于那种日常生活经常自导自演的家伙。这三个角色的根据，是1616年4月23日，本.琼森出版作品全集时参加庆祝的原始记录。在历史上Will Kempe（？—1603）不仅去世的比较早，而且作为演员持股人，他因意见不合，很早就从女王宫内大臣剧团中撤出了。但他却以出演早期莎士比亚的戏剧而著名于世，即兴发挥的代表人物。 当然最重要的是Christopher Marlowe，当时剑桥才子派最重要的剧作家。29岁他就因为在酒馆和人殴斗而死。而在我们这里他是一个非常讨喜，人见人爱的家伙。因为他在剑桥时期是人所共知的间谍，那他的老板是伊丽莎白一世的秘密警察头子沃辛汉姆，所以在第1季当中利用了很多这方面的材料。 Christopher简称Kit，1564年出生于鞋匠家庭。 In 1584 awarded the degree of bachelor of arts, there is some evidence that during his time at Cambridge, he was also working as a spy for sir Francis Walsingham, head of the Elizabethan secret service. 2

Lucy是个小酒馆的女老板娘，来自于非洲，经常兜售狮子王的故事，她成为女性自强自立的典型代表。他所根据的蓝本应该是莎士比亚他们这一帮人经常去的美人鱼酒店的老板娘，真名叫伊格拉.威尔逊（大家都叫他丽拉），是非洲与欧洲的混血儿。历史记载，莎士比亚刚出道不久，这两人就有一腿。你在剧中也能看到，有奸情。

莎士比亚的酒品很好，据说从来没有在酒馆打过架。

Emelia是传说中，莎士比亚十四行诗是敬献的神秘对象。在第1季和第3季都出现过。是带着意大利口音的上流人士。 总之，所有的这些出场人物都是来自于历史的真实。熟悉历史的大剧作家，把他们都调侃了一遍。

好想找剧本来看啊！

以下台词转自：http://wanderingbakya.com/upstart-crow-season-1-wherefore-art-thou-shakespeare/

William Shakespeare Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1 (and what they mean):

“The two tunnels that lie beneath the bridge be blocked. “ – William Shakespeare, when he means “snotted nose”.

“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Why are you Romeo?”

“Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe which starts with a swallow but knows not of birds.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Have you got frog in your throat?”

“We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “the English posh boy”.

“If you write a play, I fear it would be like that which stinks but be not fish, fertilizes plants but be not compost, and is the last stage of the digestive process but be not a glass of port in a pipe of tobacco.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “crap”.

“And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom saucy wench.” William Shakespeare, when he means “much looked down upon”.

“It won’t stay in that which supports a hat but be not a hook, has a crown but be not a king, and is fringe with hair but be not my balling brooks.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “earlobe”.

“You be that which though it have tits have no breasts, and though it have balls be not a game of tennis.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “man”.

Other Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1:

“Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I, am a prick.” – Florian Greene

“Where she breathes, flowers bloom. Where she sings, pixies dance. Her most billowingly flatulent fartle barfle be sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.” – Florian Greene

“I always think that a sentence sounds better if you mix up the words of it. It’s one of my best tricks.” – William Shakespeare (David Mitchell)

“As a dramatist, I take the view that a fat man with an ax saying, “Close your eyes, love” Thwack isn’t quite as compelling theater as Frigid Liz bitchslapping her cutesome Caledonian cals, Mary, in a bit of queen on queen action.” – William Shakespeare

“You can’t be an actor, you’re a girl. Where will you put the coconuts?” – William Shakespeare

“Clever girl is an ugly girl, Kate.” – Christopher Marlowe (Tim Downie)

“Your name is like a cold sore. It’s one everybody’s lips.” – William Shakespeare to Christopher Marlowe

“I must hasten to insert my nose between the set of the next royal buttocks before other oily courtiers fill the gap.” – Robert Greene (Mark Greene)

“Getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague, because at least with the plague, the person who gave it to you dies.” – William Shakespeare to Bottom

“The noble peacock does not hang his head. He displays his bumshanks with magnificent feathery plumes.” – Christopher Marlowe to William Shakespeare after the latter receives a bad review.

“If I turn up in form-fitting tights, everyone will see I’ve got balls.” – William Shakespeare

“What is a potato but a starchy tuber? What is tobacco but a dried weed? What is a corn cob but a big yellow bubbly dildo?” – William Shakespeare

S1 ep1： insufferable smuglington难以忍受/傲慢的自大狂 the Burst Ballsack爆炸阴囊 brutal love,despised love.Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose,and Im a prick. thuggish interjection凶残的感叹词 wankington神经质 foul trollop We'd thought to be his jailer,but what better chains to keep him close than those of love. It is illegal for girls to do anything interesting. thy.thou你的 bollingbrokes S2 ep2： Quae mihi quia ego stulta..当个无知的女人真羞耻 wold jumpling堆砌词藻 preening supercilious plague pustule得意洋洋 高傲的 瘟疫 脓包 sirrah小子 inadequate不能胜任的，不充足的，不会生活 girlie actor女演员 A girl to play a girl?How rigorous！严肃 clever little bastible（bastard） fartsome baldy-boots烦人的秃子 S2 ep3： lovely-dovey smoochy-woochy 情意绵绵 浪漫又令人扼腕叹息的 it went rumpy-pumpy lovely-dovey to choppy-woppy heady-deady 从情意绵绵的鱼水之欢到令人唏嘘的死亡 Comedy isn't jokes, Comedy is attitude. It's not what you say, It's what you don't say.

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剧作家把它设置在什么样的岁月里呢？玛丽女王时代。原来是莎士比亚已经写出著名的历史剧之后，只不过他还没有成功。所以他频频引用亨利五世，亨利六世。而人设呢？他是一个奔走于伦敦和斯特拉德佛德的文人才子，总是在路中汲取灵感。

反正莎士比亚的具体生平不明，就随便编呗。

第1集是调侃罗密欧与朱丽叶。想法非常简单，用一个充满演员梦的女仆人，走地窖来哄骗一个狂热爱他的剑桥学生。一对情侣双双死亡，给莎士比亚提供了无限遐想，完成了他的经典巨作。同时又是特色的英式讽刺，把贵族狠狠的恶搞了一遍。“ I tried to shush him, but he would not beshushed.”

在第2集调侃哈姆雷特式的剧中剧，

第三集马洛《马耳他的犹太人》（意大利的露阴装），其实很有趣，只要你懂得其中的梗儿。特别是里面表现的时装，真的把当时的历史讲尽了。大反派Robert Greene，骂他暴发户乌鸦 Upstart crow，这是历史上的真事。

第4集十四行诗，第5集麦克白，第六集威尼斯商人。他们最喜欢干的事情，就是调动家人的积极性来排练莎剧。威廉的母亲Mary Harden，似乎带着那么一点贵族血统。威廉的女儿Susanna（Sue）13岁，是那么一点傻柴。当然威廉的老婆更重要，她的名字叫安Anne Hathaway（她与莎士比亚的情史在第3季的第1集）。

每次一到他就是阴沉的音乐。大胖子Burbage是威廉在伦敦 The red lion theatre的老板，在剧团里 MasterCondell专门演女人，Kempe是意大利名角。在他伦敦的家里，有一男一女两个角色，一个是房东的女儿Kate在他家里面打杂。男仆叫Bottom，总是被愚弄，却有一种傻傻的聪明。

本剧常用的梗：莎士比亚的秃头，他的名字，它的阶级，结尾的夫妻炉边谈话。格林用拉丁语。